I tried to eat my bonus calzone for lunch today.
There was a piece of green pepper in it.
That piece of pepper and the parts of the calzone which probably touched it are now in a sealed bag in my trash.
I was stupid enough to eat the rest anyway (I didn't find it until I was part of the way through, so I figured eating the rest of the remote parts wouldn't make it any worse).
It's now over an hour later, and I still feel sick. My eyes hurt, my tongue burns, and my stomach isn't worth discussing. Fucking body.
I guess I'm not allowed to go out to eat anymore.