I quit my job two months ago yesterday. I still haven't received my COBRA information despite repeated requests. I am so impressed with my previous employer that I could scream. I suppose I will be calling them up again later this week and see if they can send me the goddamn paperwork yet. (They're letting me continue to pay the same premium I did while I was working until the company that they outsourced health insurance to gets the information that I quit from my previous employer, so I don't want to complain too loudly, but two goddamn months of not being able to budget since I don't know how much I'll be paying for health care is a long time.)
The universe sucks. I want a new one. Additionally, in this new universe, cheeseburgers will make you skinny.