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Salt replacement

Poll #332918 Salt replacement

If you are low on salt, is it permissible to lick a sailor?

Yes, licking sailors is an effective and reasonable method of salt-replacement.
8(57.1%)
No, licking sailors is a ineffective and/or unreasonable method of salt replacement.
6(42.9%)

If you were to lick a sailor in order to obtain salt, would this be considered cheating on your significant other?

Yes, licking other people is inappropriate in the context of a committed and healthy relationship, even if you need more salt in your diet.
1(7.1%)
No, licking sailors for the purpose of salt-replacement is not a sexual action and therefore has no bearing on your relationship with your significant other.
4(28.6%)
It depends. It would only be cheating if you derived non-salt-based pleasure from the sailor-licking.
9(64.3%)
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