I have just eaten a batch of potatoes which I fried ALL BY MYSELF. Hah. I have a deep fat fryer and I know how to use it! You are all so jealous. I can now have HOMEMADE FRENCH FRIES with my homemade hamburgers! Fresh donuts at 3 am! Onion rings on demand! Tempura for cheap! An ass and stomach that can threaten entire towns! IT'S ALL WITHIN MY GRASP!